Ig Nobel Economics
Awarded to Gauri Nanda of MIT, Nanda came up with an alarm clock that runs away and hides to make sure that we get up, find the alarm, switch it off and go to work. This has to be the worse invention in the world for anyone who loves a little snooze.
Ig Nobel Math
Robert Faid calculated the exact odds that Mikhail Gorbachev, the former Soviet statesman, is the Antichrist (710 609 175 188 282 000 to 1)
Ig Nobel Probability
According to an English team, the longer a cow remains lying, the more likely it rises. Seriously?
Ig Nobel Chemistry
Awarded to George Goble who managed to light a barbecue in three seconds, using charcoal and liquid oxygen. Oh what will we do with our summer evenings...
Ig Nobel Peace
Sometimes the people are rewarded. The mayor of Vilnius received an Ig Nobel Prize for eliminating the problem of illegal parking. His solution was to crush vehicles who are parked illegally with an armored vehicle. Simple and efficient!
Ig Nobel Economy
Awarded to Ravi Batra, an economist and author. His two biggest bestsellers, the Great Depression of 1990 and Surviving the Great Depression of 1990, sold so well that he was able to keep himself out of an economical meltdown. Hats off!
Ig Nobel Medicine
Awarded for a research paper entitled 'Managing a penis stuck in a zipper correctly'. Yes, it is a memory indeed...
Ig Nobel Psychology
3 Researchers have shown that people who get up late, on average, are more narcissistic, more manipulative and more psychopathic than people who get up early. That's a lot of dangerous people out there then.
Ig Nobel Aviation
An Argentinian team found that Viagra helped hamsters recover from jet lag. Good to know.
Ig Nobel Medicine
Attributed to a team who found that people make good decisions about certain things or bad decisions about other things when they have a strong urge to urinate. How groundbreaking.
Ig Nobel Peace
Thanks to the Japanese, we have the 'Bow-Lingual' invention, which is an automatic machine that translates conversations between men and dogs. This could work, but we've never heard about it. A flop?
Ig Nobel Psychology
Awarded to Karl Halvor Teigen of the University of Oslo for trying to understand the origin of 'sighs' in everyday life. Pfft.
Ig Nobel Chemistry
For inventing an infidelity detection spray that women can apply on the underwear of their husbands.
Ig Nobel Psychology
Awarded to Inter-University psychology (Lip) department in Grenoble University for their study entitled 'Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder'. It shows that people who believe they are drunk also think they are attractive.
Ig Nobel Math
To calculate the number of pictures that need to be taken to be (almost) sure that nobody in a group photo will have their eyes closed. Apparently, it will take about thirty photos to a group of 30 and it is almost impossible to successfully take a group of 50 people who will all have their eyes open.
Ig Nobel Peace
Awarded to the Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology of the Swiss Confederation who legally established that plants have dignity. That's for sure.
Ig Nobel Medicine
To stop uncontrollable nose bleeds, stuff bacon into your nasal cavities. Hmm....
Ig Nobel Peace
For the invention of a device that emits an unbearable sound heard only by people under 20 years. Who wants to chase their kids away while you head out to the bar?
Ig Nobel Chemistry
For answering the question "Do people swim faster in syrup or in water?" We'll let you guess.
Ig Nobel Psychology
When people focus their attention on something, they do not realise that there is a woman disguised as a gorilla near them.
Ig Nobel Engineering
For giving birth in 1949 to Murphy's Law. The basic principle is: "if there is more than one way to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will use it." There you go.
Ig Nobel Peace
Awarded to the Royal Navy for having ordered their sailors to stop using real cannon shells and simply shouting "Bang!"
Ig Nobel Literature
Awarded to Doron Witztum, Eliyahu Rips and Yoav Rosenbergm from Israel, and Michael Drosnin from the United States, for their statistical discovery that the Bible conceals a secret code.
Ig Nobel Psychology
To have taught pigeons to discriminate between paintings by Picasso and those by Monet.
Ig Nobel Physics
Awarded to Andre Geim of the University of Nijmegen and Sir Michael Berry of Bristol University, for using magnets to levitate a frog.
Moreover, Andre Geim received a Nobel Prize in 2010 in physics for his work on graphene, making him the only awardee to have the Ig Nobel and a real Nobel Prize. Whaaattt.